LabLibs: Let Chuck Norris Protect Your Bench

Hmm, on Friday we had six eppi tube racks and three pipetman.  Then we took Monday off.  Now we have one eppi rack and zero pipetman – that math doesn’t seem right.  Looks like it’s time to call in the big guns…

Labmates can have stickier fingers than Winona Ryder and sometimes there’s only one way to ensure your bench is protected.  That way is Chuck Norris.  You’re gonna want to send this file to the color printer – it’s much more intimidating when they can see the perfect Norris tan.

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[Click the image below to download your personal Chuck Norris bench defender!]

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Need more Chuck around lab?

Chuck Norris, Scientist

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Check out our previous LabLib:

The Passive-Aggressive Instrument Note

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8 comments so far. Join The Discussion

  1. biogeek

    wrote on June 11, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Haha. This is funnier than the general death threats taped to things.

  2. biogeek

    wrote on June 11, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Haha. This is funnier than the general death threats taped to things.

  3. whizkid

    wrote on June 11, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    it got to a point in a previous lab where most of us took our pipettemen home when we went on vacation. then again, those were the walker, texas ranger days so i guess norris was preoccupied.

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  7. First Year Student

    wrote on December 22, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    I love this poster, but cannot download it until you fix the grammar. Please fix the grammar on the poster – there is no such thing in English as "off of". It's just "off". Thank you very much!

  8. [email protected]

    wrote on January 19, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    Good catch! I wouldn't let Chuck hear you correcting his grammar like that- unless you like roundhouses…

    Thanks- it's updated and ready to start protecting!

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