We know how hard research can be so we’ve been working hard in the BenchFly Labs to develop a few scientific products we think will significantly improve the lives of researchers in the lab.  Excited about the prospects, we’ve leaked news of these products in our new newsletter we launched a few weeks ago.  Due to the tough economy and limited resources, we can only scale-up production on one of these, so let us know which product you’d like to see on the shelves at your local store.

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A. BenchFly (protocolofil)

Don’t feel like you used to in lab?  Having trouble focusing when someone’s ready to teach you a new technique?  Can’t seem to get excited about seminars on short notice?  Talk to your doctor about BenchFly (protocolofil).  Don’t miss another opportunity to learn new laboratory techniques – be ready to learn whenever the mood is right.

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B. BenchFly Easy Qualifier Test

The qualifying exam may well be one of the most stressful experiences in your graduate career.  The looming possibility of failure significantly reduces sleep, appetite and bowel control, making the process of mastering the material nearly impossible.  The new and improved BenchFly Easy Qualifier Test now provides results in words, leaving no room for uncertainty.  The comfort of knowing the outcome allows you to take your qualifier with confidence, or reschedule “due to illness” until you know you’re ready.

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C. The PI Collar

Feel like you’re a prisoner in your own lab?  Ever considered a restraining order against your PI?  Also struggling with a minor flea problem?  Stop the insanity now, with the new PI Collar for Students.  Securely fasten the product and see results instantly.  PI Collar proven effective against chemistry, biology, physics and engineering professors.  Coming soon: The Colleague Collar.

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Due to limited resources, we can’t manufacture all of these scientific products, so we need your help!

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